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Donkey: I got to get out of here. You can’t lock us up like this! Let me go! What about my Miranda rights?

You’re supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

Shrek: Donkey! You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

Puss : I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.
Pinocchio: Shrek? Donkey?

Puss: Too late?

Shrek: Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!

Pigs: Fire in the hole!

Gingy: Look out below!

Shrek: Quick! Tell a lie!

Pinocchio: What should I say?

Gingy: Anything, but quick!

Donkey: Say something crazy like “I’m wearing ladies’ underwear!”

Pinocchio: I’m, I’m wearing ladies’ underwear!

Shrek: Are you?

Pinocchio: I most certainly I’m not!

Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are!

Pinocchio: I’m not!

Puss: What kind?

Gingy: It’s a thong! Oww!

Pinocchio: They’re briefs!

Gingy: Are not.

Pinocchio: Are too!

Gingy: Here we go. Hang tight.

Donkey: Wait! Wait! Wait! Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey! Ow!

Mouse: Excuse me.

Shrek: What? Puss!

Mouse: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go?

Puss: Sorry Boss.

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